Found July 23, 2008 on Epic Carnival:
by Sooze, Babes Love Baseball

Favre, please stay retired so I don't flip out.
I've never wanted to vomit more in my life than I do right now. In fact, I'd like to punch myself in the face to relieve the inexplicable irritation caused by this Brett Favre bullshit. On a scale of one to ten on how retarded this whole situation is, I'm gonna go with eleventeen.

All this nonsense about Favre contacting Vikings coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell "repeatedly" with the intentions -- not to say 'Hello, how is the weather in Minnesota?' -- but to try to strike a deal in which he dons the gayest color of the rainbow, is the icing on the cake that is what used to be my sanity.

Granted, Bevell and Favre are fishin' buddies, but Childress is a tard and I'm pretty sure he and Favre don't hang out.

Blah blah tampering, blah blah Ravens, blah blah reinstatement.

Packers training camp opens on Monday. They have five days to figure out this bullshit before I officially flip out. I'm sure they're going to take it to the brink on Sunday just to piss me off, too. Then there's the possibility Favre holds out, in which he will be fined $15,000 a day.

Don't get me wrong. I am madly in love with #4. I've worn the same jersey every season since I was 14. But God, this is stupid. I'm pissed at the entire organization, from top to bottom... I hope he goes to play for the Jets or some other sucky team so we can enjoy our 6-10 season in peace.



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