Brett Favre Signs, Becomes Fifth Best Quarterback in Metrodome

From NFC North contender to 7-9 in just one day—all because of the 21st Century version of Ross Perot. Larry King, he's back in the race. You knew it would happen. If Brett Favre was on the former Fox television show Moment of Truth…that answer is…False. At least Frank Caliendo has one more season of stand-up. Maybe two if you believe the two-year deal he signed will be a two-year deal. Caliendo was running out of material since George Bush left office and his Charles Barkley impression is…well…terrible. Call it a two-year deal—just not between January and August of 2010. In August 2010—miraculously—here he comes out of the tunnel again. You have to wonder if the high school kids he practiced with—the ESPN footage shown over and over again—are better receivers than what the Minnesota Vikings have this season. Percy Harvin was a great college player. Doesn't exactly jump off the page as a prototypical NFL receive...