Brett Favre's Toughest Decision Yet: Dinner

In all fairness, this article was spawned in response to this article and chronicles the way our favorite newsworthy ancient ex/current/ex quarterback makes his evening dinner plans. Brett Favre loves him some dinner...but he's been eating for quite some time, and on this night, he's really trying to decide if he has the appetite or not. At first, he decides that it's been a long love-affair with food, and that he feels he must step away from dinner.  However, surprisingly he is driven by his wife to a restaurant, sat down, and ordered for. He likes the meal at first until he gets to the desert, at which time he strains his esophagus and throws up repeatedly as a result. At the end of the meal Favre proclaims that tomorrow night he will not be eating dinner. As tomorrow night approaches however, he begins to reconsider and calls a local restaurant. He tells the host that he'd like to come eat there but isn't certain yet. The restaurant  tells him he ha...