Found April 11, 2012 on Sportress of Blogitude: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Brian Urlacher
TEAMS: Chicago Bears

From Sportress of Blogitude:

Thankfully, TMZ must have a member of its paparazzi militia posted at every hotspot in SoCal, as a foot soldier armed with a camera snagged video of Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher and former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy attempting to sneak out of “one of the most expensive steak joints in town,” Mastro’s, on Tuesday evening. It’s relevant that Mastro’s is expensive as both of these people are living check-to-check, which adds to the seriousness of the dinner date.

The possible couple tried their best to go unnoticed leaving the steakhouse by exiting out a back door and slipping into a waiting SUV, but it takes more than that to elude the prying eyes of the TMZ troops. Better luck next time, Urlacher and McCarthy. Or should I call them, Urlarthy or Mclacher? Meh. Both of those celebrity names are terrible. These two, if they in fact end up dating, will never last. Too bad, as I imagine Urlacher — like many of us who are near or in his age group — grew up loving McCarthy’s work on MTV’sSingled Out. There truly is nothing like an attractive woman smelling her armpits all of the time.

 

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15 Comments:
  • Jenny McCarthy is broke and she needs money to help support her and her son. Brian Urlacher is a easy mark. Jenny McCarthy is a cougar but Brian Urlacher's career isn't going to last that much longer. Once he leaves football all the big money disappears, and so will Jenny McCarthy. I give this romance less than a month. Jenny McCarthy is a nobody and always be a nobody.
  • Jenny McCarthy is probably still doing better than you. And way to go insulting a woman who has busted her ass in raising an autistic son. Are you sure she is broke do you know who her ex is???? pathetic men on here. like your player cant be and isnt a slut puhlease
  • Wow, I didn't know her son was autistic. Props to her for handling her business. http://lionsdetroit.com
  • another well-used Hollywood Slut..............
  • just like the half naked whores on this stupid site GO TEAM!
  • just like your mommy
  • Run Brian........run like you stole something.
  • Run Brian............run like you stole something !!
  • oh how funny the same guys who love to look at half naked women are calling jenny mcarthy a slut. wow grow up no wonder women are sick of men. Maybe he is the slut. btw you wont catch her out very often why because she is an amazing mother to an autistic son.Jenny works her ass off so calling her a slut is oh so sweet....bet yall are christian republicans too!
  • I'm a christian republican. I'm also raising an autistic daughter. I remember when McCarthy was baring all in Playboy. I remember when she was duncing it up on Singled Out. And, I remember when her and Carey were advocating for autism awareness, support, etc. Bottom line is quite simple - people use the gifts and talents they were blessed with to go as far as they can. McCarthy's was her looks and charisma - and she made the most of it. Quite honestly, the republican in me says GOOD FOR HER! The Christian in me says judge not. All that being said, I'm as disappointed in your stereotyping of christian republicans as I am in the fools who posted the dribble attacking McCarthy's character. btw - I'm also a man.
  • Thanks Shizzlocity...I too am a Christian Republican. Not raising any autistic children, but I admire those who are able to accept the challenge put before them. Decemberkitty is oh so willing to cast stones. I just hope that both Urlacher and McCarthy are happy and that they prove all the naysayers wrong. Only time will tell.
  • Jenny is a skank ... Urlacher, is just having fun. Just like when he dated Paris Hilton ... boys will be boys !! He's too smart to let Jenny's hands into his pockets.

    Go Bears !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Actually, and I am keeping things real about what really went on here - Actually the writer of this article came off as a punk *****, due to his "Eww, phooey!" limp-wristed attitude, and their TMZ photogs are rude a-holes for not letting a man have a nice date in peace, and its only all about TMZ getting big money because you watched their sponsor's video sell the soap ad, doosch-bags, don't you get it? Exploitation, merchandising a man's attempt at a peaceful date, and then writing the ew-phooey tripe and childishly playing with the names of the famous people, and we are all a bunch of idiots to watch the soap ad so they can make money from operating bad personal principle. Any thoughts on this scam?
  • I mean, I'm keeping reality in perspective here, any comments, thoughts, complaints, suggestions?
  • Regaurdless of he said,she said non-sense ITS HIS RIGHT TO DATE AS HE PLEASES,everyone is so worried about thy neighbors backyard when they should worry about their own probs first,give the dude a break he single-handily won games with fumbles,int's or blocked punts,and may of lost a tiny bit of his speed (this is going to be his 12 or 13th season)but just being there forces the other team to always double team him(it may sound dumb but..)and that leaves the other linbackers free w/single coverage and a etter chance to be in he right spot to read the offense.I think his on the field presense makes teams still have to worry about him even after 12 or 13 years,but he's stilla helluva ball player.
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