Bridget Hall: Loves Shrooms, Hates Jessica Simpson

Your Deadcast guest this week is supermodel Bridget Hall. You might think a smoking hot lady like Bridget is unattainable. But today, I bring you proof she's just like us Deadspin folk! She likes guns! She keeps a switchblade under her pillow! (Quote from her: "Don't **** with me!") She doesn't know the ingredients of sizzurp! Because she's white! She doesn't pay her parking tickets and then abandons her old truck in the impound when she gets $4,000 worth of them! She does shrooms! In tea! ("I can just shoot it down and you're like WOOO! Right away. Nice!") She's avoided heroin even though her friends tell her it feels awesome! She didn't like coke when she tried it! She regretted doing acid on Halloween! She hates Tom Brady because she's friends with Bridget Moynahan, but she still thinks he's ******* hot! She could beat Tyra Banks in a fight! She once hung out with Divine Brown's pimp! She's of mixed ancestry! She...