Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 7/10/12

In the market for a tricked out, gas guzzling Hummer that belongs to a former starting NFL QB? Here’s a deal for you: buy Byron Leftwich’s 13-14 mpg H2 off eBay. Don’t be scared off by the Buy It Now price of $60,000. It’s a pipe dream. Sure, this ride is full of electronics built into a 2004 ride. Offer $12,500 and see how desperate he is to rid himself of this sieve. 

According to the seller:

This vehicle was custom built by Hummer. Custom Silver one off color painted at the Hummer factory.  Ordered over 100,000 $ invested. One of a kind Titanium Silver, along with matching trim, not flat plastic.  18″ front dash DVD screen, front dash Alpine dvd player and stereo. Alpine 6 disk cd changer, playstation 2 w/wireless remotes, backseat dvd with wireless headphones, 3 TV screens (2 in headrests) Alpine navigation system, backup camera, JL 12 custom speaker install with color matched fiberglass enclosures. 7 JL amps. ( over 8 thousand invested in audio) Oversize tires, chrome Hummer wheels, (over 7 thousand in chrome options and trim), extra dark tinted windows, tow package, spare tire rack that swings, Viper deluxe alarm system, Remote Start,

Wait, $100k invested in a Hummer that gets 13 mpg? And you morons wonder how these athletes run out of money by 35. $8k in audio? Again, this is how these idiots go broke. And why have a tow package on a ride that has a custom paint job? One thing leads to another and your bass boat trailer is scraping the paint job. Happens all the time. How big was the Hummer rage in 2004? The Fleer company actually put out a 2004 mini-replica of LeBron’s H2.

Leftwich bought this thing coming off a 2,800 yard rookie campaign with the Jags. One of those f-you money purchases.

Please don’t buy this Hummer based on the fact that washed up Byron Leftwich used to drive it. Pretty please.

[Buy Byron Leftwich's Tricked Out Hummer H2 -eBay]

 


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