Originally posted on nyjerplease.blogharbor.com  |  Last updated 7/23/7
With the news that Tim Couch will be attempting a comeback, it brought to mind a story of epic proportions. It combines two huge NFL busts, two Playmates of the Year and someone getting banned from the Playboy Mansion. Thats a triangle you'll probably never see again. A Los Angeles Times report says Cade was a frequent visitor to the Playboy Mansion, where he managed to do the ultimate by stealing Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Brande Roderick, who was 1999's Miss April. Hef was so angry that he permanently banned McNown from the Mansion. That relationship didn't last long. Brande vacationed with McNown in Mexico, and now she's now doing "Baywatch" in Hawaii. Being banned from the Mansion wasn't enough to stop our celibate stud. Cleveland QB Tim Couch was dating Playmate of the Year Heather Kozar when he made a big mistake by introducing her to McNown. According to Sports Illustrated, McNown began the kind of all-out blitz he can't handle as a QB -- phoning constantly, sending lots of flowers, even sending his Porsche to her. It worked, as Kozar dumped Couch and moved to Chicago to live with McNown. Cade still claims to be a devout Christian who doesn't even read Playboy magazine. "I've never even seen her layout," he says. To top it all off, according to Couch's wikipedia, he wound getting back with Kozar and they ended up tying the knot in 2005 and had a kid six months later. Chris Simms -- Maried - Outsports Discussion Board Tim Couch To Give It another Try - WYMT Tim Couch - Wikipedia
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