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Kissing Suzy Kolber:
Now that Tom Brady has a fun new ‘do just in time for summer, all we have to do to now is find the perfect breezy pop song to blast with the top down on the way to the local tiki bar. O HAI, what have we here? A cover of Carly Rae Jepsen’s soon-to-be-if-not-already ubiquitous pop hit “Call Me Maybe” with lyrics refashioned for Dreamboat and sung into a webcam with dramatic flair by a skinny ginger kid? That’ll do just nicely.
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Sure, it might be the only parody song about New England Patriots quarterback extraordinaire,Tom Brady, that comes out this summer, but chances are pretty good there could be another one or two, depending on whether or not some motivated parody songwriter chooses to pen an ode to Tommy’s new hairstyle. It could happen. I’ll give [...]
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Tom Brady threw for 5235 yards last year on the strength of 611 passing attempts, but he’s only twice gone over 580 attempts in a season and the Patriots should have a better defense next year. I also think his 8.5 YPA from last year is unsustainable as he’s only gone over 8 twice in his career. The other time he did that was 2007, when Josh McDaniels...
Time to get back in the blogging saddle with some Best of 2011 Tom Brady highlights. (by SuperNHLVideo)
Thanks to an endorsement from Justin Bieber and a catchy hook straight out of Disney Channel primetime, ‘Canadian Idol’ third place finalist Carly Rae Jepsen has the “song of the summer” with Call Me Maybe. At the time of this posting, the video (featuring Carly being in love with her emo fitness model neighbor until he stops doing chores and tries to surprise buttsex a...
To be the subject of this tribute song. Kind of catchy, no?
1. Vernon Davis: That’s right, Davis ranks at the top of my list. You have to figure that he doesn’t have a Tom Brady or Wes Welker giving him some help like Gronk. Davis always see’s a double-team because the opposing defenses don’t fear the 49ers wide receiver corps.
2. Rob Gronkowski: After the season Gronk had, I wanted to make him No. 1. I just couldn’t because he...
Randy Moss was on the outs with Tom Brady in New Engalnd? He doesn't seem to have a problem in San Francisco.
Let me just get the “records were made to be broken” cliché out of the way early – now you don’t need to worry about it popping up later.
Is it just me or have the all-time records started to fall with scary frequency lately? Just last season, not one, but two players [Brady, Brees] broke Dan Marino’s all-time passing yardage mark for a single season – a record which...
Did anyone else laugh out loud at these lines from Nick Cafardo on the Kevin Youkilis/Will Middlebrooks situation:
It should be Valentine’s decision as to whether Youkilis gets his job back, and nobody else’s.
The Drew Bledsoe-Tom Brady analogy is somewhat pertinent in this case. Bill Belichick had just about reached the end of the line with Bledsoe and when Brady...
Wes Welker said Tuesday that he was taking a leap of faith in signing the franchise tender. However, it was more of a push from the New England Patriots front office. Passing camps start soon and Welker knows all to well that if he's out of sight, he's out of mind.
In the 2012 off-season, the Patriots restocked their diminished wide receiver position. Brandon Lloyd, Jabar...