Found August 03, 2012 on Juan Elway:

Evelyn won’t mind Juan…

Chad Johnson apparently has other things on his mind in Dolphins Training Camp other than football, which is not a good thing for Miami.  After his run with the Pats was a failed experiment due to his lack of playbook knowledge and plain lack of football IQ, anything is possible with 85.  If he does get cut, he may be looking for a new vocation.

“I’m always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”

Not sure what Evelyn thinks of all this, but at least “Johnson” has the perfect name for porn.  Any which way you cut it, “Hard” Knocks may not just be about football this year.

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