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Oakland Raiders punter Chris Kluwe, who is known more for his ability to draw attention to himself than actually being good at his job, figured that an appearance on Conan would be a good time to make subtle a joke about former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez, who is currently in jail on murder charges. It happens at the 3:30 mark of the video, after Kluwe talks about his ability to swear in his writing: Like Mario Williams’ Instagram account, it isn’t the right time to be cracking jokes about this case, especailly since we operate under a system of innocent till proven guilty. Insinuating that Hernandez is the killer of Odin Lloyd with his joke isn’t the right thing to do. Also, it makes light of the death of a young man. But whatelse can one expect from an attention seeking ***** like Kluwe
BEST OF MAXIM
You had to know this was coming, right? After Aaron Hernandez was arrested and led out of his house while handcuffed under a white tee yesterday, ‘Hernandezing’ has officially become a thing.
Guide to proper ‘Hernandezing’:
1. Must be a white t-shirt.
2. Hands must be together in the back, as if cuffed.
3. Red shorts is always a plus.
4. Need dour expression. No smiling....
According to USA TODAY Sports, the lawyer for the man who was shot in the face by former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez down in Florida, claims that his client was left for dead.
Alexander Bradley, 30, filed a civil complaint in a U.S. District Court in South Florida in which he accused Hernandez of shooting him in the face on Feb. 13. Bradley was found alone and bleeding from...
People describe these sayings as cliches.
“Girls are attracted to bad boys.”
“Nice guys finish last.”
Maybe there is something to these cliches.
aaron hernandez can have my babies, he hella sexy tbh
— B. (@Breeyiana) June 26, 2013
I know Aaron Hernandez is involved in a murder but got damn he is sooo sexy
Aaron Hernandez is too damn sexy to be charged with anything.
People have forgotten about Alexander Bradley. He is the man who says he was shot in the face by Aaron Hernandez after a night out at the strip club.
One again, it is innocent until proven guilty, but maybe Hernandez was so sloppy with leaving evidence because he had shot people for years and got away with it. Bradley’s lawyer believes when Hernandez allegedly shot Bradley, it...
Thoughts on what Aaron Hernandez's arrest could mean for the Patriots - Going Deep - Boston.com:...
A.B. As you can see below, Aaron Hernandez’s NFL career stats are no longer listed on NFL.com.
At first glance I figured it was an error – maybe even a database or website issue with NFL.com. But after typing other random current NFL players in the search field, and their stats showing up, it seems Hernandez’s missing stats may be intentional.
Why the NFL would remove (if done...
The New England Patriots wasted no time distancing themselves from Aaron Hernandez after the tight end was arrested and charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. Less than two hours after the arrest, the Pats announced they released Hernandez. They have continued to cut ties from Hernandez as he faces serious charges. Hernandez’s jersey is no [...]
Wesley Lowery of the Boston Globe is reporting that Aaron Hernandez accomplice Earnest Wallace has been captured in Miramar, Florida.
All three men allegedly responsible for the murder of Odin Lloyd have now been apprehended.
First there was planking. Then came Tebowing. A weak attempt to get Griffining going didn't last. Kaepernicking came close to becoming the next big thing, but I don't think it quite made it. However, we may finally have the next craze; the next thing that everyone is going to be doing.
Yes, people being--well, people--are going to poke fun at...
Two fairly small asides on a case that I really hope I don't feel compelled to discuss too often...
First, inde- pendent of the merits of the case involving ex-Patriots tight end and burgeoning murder suspect of everyone Aaron Hernandez... just how little do you have to have going on in your life to go down to a court house to protest the innocence of a celebrity?
The New England Patriots wasted no time in releasing tight end Aaron Hernandez following his Wednesday morning arrest and now they will suffer big salary cap ramifications as a result.
According to Adam Schefter of ESPN on Twitter, the Patriots have forfeited all rights to recoup bonus money or salary given to Hernandez...
After arresting Aaron Hernandez and another man in the Odin Lloyd
case, police now have issued a wanted release for a third man.
My names Aaron Hernandez and I’m here to say,
I’ve really run a foul of the Patriot way!
I smashed my cameras and my phone,
Then i had some spanish ladys come and clean my home!
Im looking at a sentence of 25 to life,
I’ll be in higher demand than Rick Reillys wife!
Belichick and Kraft just said goodbye,
Toss Salad doesnt taste as good as Humble Pie!
This poem is a hit go tell...
What happened last night in the sports world? Patrick Kane was on Letterman just a few hours after spraying Blackhawks f…