Found January 01, 2013 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
[Post written by kommenter Martin] Mark Sanchez: Aw, damn, Shonn … My head is bumpin’. Shonn Greene: Yup. Mark Sanchez: I can’t believe Coach called us in here at six this morning. Shonn Greene: Yup. Mark Sanchez: I think I overdid it last night. There were these two girls… Shonn Greene: Yup. Mark Sanchez: You didn’t let me finish. Shonn Greene: Don’t make me an accessory after the fact. Mark Sanchez: Whuh… oh, my head… [Door flies open] Rex Ryan: HOW THE **** YOU DOIN’, BOYS? Sanchez: Oh… not so loud. Rex: I heard about some of your antics this morning, Nacho. I need to hear it from you. Did you sup of the cooter champagne at midnight? Sanchez: Well, you see… Rex: Oh! Oh! You are a terrible quarterback but a fantastic pederast! From now on, your new nickname is Vorhees. Because you chase naked teenagers around with your meat machete. [Slaps Sanchez on the ass, HARD] Sanchez: OUCH! Ow… Rex: Men, I woke up this morning and saw the most beautiful thing since Mrs. Ryan first unveiled

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Mark Sanchez finished an awful season after completing only 247/453 throws for 2,883 yards. His YPA has dropped every year since Sanchez entered the NFL. He is guaranteed $8.25 million for 2013 – likely securing his spot on the Jets. How bad of a decision was the re-signing Sanchez before he proved himself? The numbers tell all. Passer Rating – Mark Sanchez had five games ...

Sanchez, Jets lose finale in Buffalo 28-9

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Mark Sanchez wants to stay right where he is. So does Darrelle Revis. The two players are among the New York Jets' biggest uncertainties heading into next season with Sanchez coming off a miserable year and Revis recovering from a serious knee injury while also having a sticky contract situation. Sanchez says Monday that he ''absolutely'' believes he can lead...

Sanchez wants to stay with Jets

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NY Jets coach Rex Ryan admitted he never had confidence in Tim Tebow

Following Sunday’s 28-9 loss to the Buffalo Bills — and an embarrassing 6-10 season — NY Jets head coach Rex Ryan was asked why he never started Tim Tebow as quarterback despite Mark Sanchez’s poor performance on the field. His answer was telling: “I'm trying to win the game, and that's it,” Ryan said. “If I thought Tebow would have helped us win the game...

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After closing a disappointing season with another loss, coach Rex Ryan was eager for another chance to lead the New York Jets to the playoffs. Who'll be on that team - at quarterback, offensive coordinator and even general manager - remains the question as the beleaguered coach and his turmoil-riddled team prepare for an uncertain offseason following a 28-9 loss to the Buffalo...

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