Colquitt on facial hair and Fox (fart joke included)

Seriously, someone get Britton Colquitt his own radio show as soon as possible. The Broncos punter had the media room in fits of laughter Monday as he told stories about head coach John Fox and special teams partner Matt Prater. Colquitt was engaged in a serious dialogue about why players have responded so well to Fox. Colquitt called Fox a players’ coach, someone who always knows the right thing to say. Even if that thing is a joke. Asked to give an example of Fox’s “quick-wittedness,” Colquitt served up this tale from Sunday in Minnesota. “Walking out of the tunnel yesterday, somebody had farted,” Colquitt said, starting to laugh. “We’re walking down, this is right before the game starts, and [Fox] is like, ‘Man, somebody’s nervous.” Colquitt said the whole team started to crack up just moments before the squad ran onto the field. (Note: The visitor’s tunnel at the Metrodome is very narrow and includes a long staircase. There is no doubt every player heard the bodily function and Fo