Jumping shirtless into a cactus is the physical equivalent of the mental masochism required to dive into Peter King’s column each week. The MMQB takedown will be posted later this morning, once I get through pitifully squealing like this dude.
– Donovan McNabb congratulated Danica Patrick for winning the Daytona 500 when she only secured the pole for the race. That’s a highly McNabb thing. How does overtime in racing work?
– Awful Announcing suggests six experts or pundits to replace current NFL studio show talking heads. I was with them until they suggested CBS’ Pete Prisco. Holy hell, I thought the point of this was making things less pointless and trolly.
– Today is the first day that teams can apply the franchise tag. Gregg Rosenthal says there’s a decent chance the Colts will use theirs on Pat McAfee, which is great. People always love it when teams franchise a kicker or a punter.
– An anonymous Steelers teammate said LaMarr Woodley was awful last season and that the lineback...