Contest: Outrageous NFL/College Football Prediction

Ok, here's the deal.... Every year people stand around water coolers and barbecues and make absurd sports predictions. You know what I'm talking about. That a-hole at work that thinks their alma mater will somehow have a coming out party and win their conference. So I figured why not put some of these predictions to the test? Why not have a contest... Send us your outrageous prediction and win a $25 dollar gift certificate to Best Buy (and possibly more as I get word from sponsors) Contest Details 1. Your prediction needs to be "an unlikely occurrence". For example The Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl Indiana football winning the BigTen Javon Ringer winning the Heisman etc.... I think you get the drift 2. Predictions need to be sent to theworldofisaac@gmail.com before Thursday Night's College Football Opener if it is a college football prediction or Thursday Sept 4th if it is a NFL Prediction. 3. Predictions will be posted without your full name in an upcoming post. (i.e. "Brian from Boston thinks that Syracuse will win the National Championship") For the record, my prediction is that the New England Patriots will not make the playoffs... So what you got? Enter soon!