Crabtree, Seymour Are First Humans To Dislike San Francisco Bay Area

San Francisco's reputation as the only city on the planet that nobody dislikes was officially called into question this afternoon, effectively ending a 160-year streak of general popularity. Former Texas Tech WR Michael Crabtree, and recently-acquired Oakland Raiders DE Richard Seymour have both expressed passive-aggressive disdain for the city by the bay, thus obviating its reputation for unquestioned likability. "He just doesn't want to be here," explained former 49er great Steve Young, when asked to comment on Crabtree's refusal to sign a contract. If true, Michael Crabtree will be the first person — ever — to hate on San Francisco. Not to be outdone by its more famous cross-bay neighbor, Oakland has responded in kind by unleashing Richard Seymour into the primadona cadre. Insiders report that both Crabtree and Seymour are committed to their disdain, and Crabtree's agent has reported that the college standout will not be moved by the foll...