Crabtree, Stop Acting Like Shrimpweed...If It's You

I really tried to avoid writing an article about Crabtree—I swear I did. I would much rather talk about how Manny Lawson's responsibilities have diminished to maximize his strengths or how Josh Morgan is looking like the next guy they'll feature on those "The Draft Matters, Go Deep" commercials. But I have fallen victim to the media's obsession with his lack of a contract. They're acting like he's the only player who hasn't signed the dotted line yet. Adding poop to the monkey cage is Crabtree's cousin saying he'll sit out the whole year if need be. Good job homie, that'll really make the Niners shell out the cash. I was (and still am) estatic about the selection. My two homeboys were with me during the draft. You can ask them, I jumped up and down on my couch like a fourth grader on his way to Disneyland when I saw the pick. With that being said, let me make this clear, because I feel an explosion coming: I am not upset with Micha...