Drinkin' & Draftin': 2007 Edition

Sit back and enjoy the 2007 NFL Rookie Draft from the eyes of our Editor-In-Chief as he gets progressively drunker and drunker as he writes! We're taking a break from the hullabaloo to get drunk while watching the NFL Draft for the coverage that you need to kill the Mel Kiper Jr that will be dancing in your head tonight. So, let's crack open an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and talk some football... Pre-Draft Note: I'm glad they ditched the badass clips of the players dressed in their character garb (i.e. Jay Cutler as the badass cowboy, Reggie Bush as the badass pimp, Matt Leinart as the badass motorcycle guy). Pre-Draft Note: Keyshawn Johnson? If there was anyone who could rival Michael Irvin on the blabbering mouth of incontinence scale. It would be nice if maybe they could just find some guys like Michael Wilbon, Jerome Bettis, Keith Olberman, or Dan Patrick to fall right in the middle of the tolerance scale rather than playing the extremes with ultra-douchey white guys like Ron Jaworski and Steve Young and almost retarded black guys like Michael Irvin and Keyshawn Johnson. But, I guess as a nation we prefer the extremes, we're idiots like that. Pre-Draft Note: Click-clack... Pre-Draft Note: "Oakland Raiders Key Loss: Aaron Brooks"? That's like saying "Human Body Key Loss: Festering Boil". Read more at RotoDestroyer.com...