The Eagles are supposed to be the “Gold Standard” of NFL teams. If this is true then why are the head coaches not lining up to coach the team. The below Q&A may shed some light on the situation.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium – they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?