Eagles Sign Three Other Former Eagle QBs (Humor)

The Philadelphia Eagles announced on Monday that they have signed free agent quarterback Jeff Garcia, who had previously played for the Eagles in 2006. To further shore up their quarterback depth, the Eagles also announced the signings of Doug Pederson, Koy Detmer and Bobby Hoying. Eagles coach Andy Reid released a statement to the media, singing the praises of each of the three new (old) additions. "I've known Doug (Pederson) a long time and he's been doing a fine job with quality control for our team. He can really do wonders with a clipboard and I think we can count on him for the rest of the year". At this point of reading the statement, it is only natural to pause while you picture Reid gruffly clearing his throat. The statement continued, "We all saw what Koy could do for that one half in 2002 against San Francisco, and I think he's got some of that magic left. And his holding abilities are unmatched in the game today. You can always use a ...