Earth to Seattle Offense: Is Anyone There?

Where is the team that shut out Jacksonville 41-0 today? Where did they go? Are these the same players on the field and not some kind of strange, physically inept clones? A pass just bounced off John Carlson's helmet after he turned to catch. The offensive line looks like they're all made of styrofoam. Matt Hasselbeck has had to scramble like Seneca Wallace at least once on every possession. He's been sacked four times. No, make that five. Quite simply, what the hell is going on here? How can this team go from stellar to utterly abysmal in seven days? They look completely lost, unaware and overwhelmed. This is disheartening, to say the least. And adding injury to insult is the fact that Patrick Kerney, Kelly Jennings and Lofa Tatupu have all left the game with injuries. Again, I ask -- What the hell is going on here?!