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Both Mannings were No. 1 overall draft picks. Both quarterbacks are serving more fortuitous careers than that of their father Archie. Both brothers licked the pigskin off of heaping piles of Oreos. Considering how much Peyton and Eli share, why constantly prod this sibling rivalry?
Of course, there's no denying that there is a sibling rivalry. Why would a rookie Eli righteously demand to be traded to the other conference merely a few minutes after being selected by San Diego and enduring Ryan Leaf comparisons? How come the greatest signal caller without a neck settled for Denver instead of earning Dan Snyder money or waiting for Michael Vick to break his collarbone (heh, dog joke)? They do not want to play each other! They don't wish to compete and tear the family apart. Poor Cooper is bawling his eyes out in the corner from the guilt of placing bounties on his younger kinfolk, because negative attention is apparently better than none at all.
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Eli Manning hosted Saturday Night Live this week.
I did not watch it, but from various Twitter reports I saw it sounds like the consensus is that the first half of the show was great, but that the second half was not so great. This seems to be about par for the course with SNL these days.
The reviews for Eli’s individual performance all seemed to be relatively positive. And as...
Eli Manning made is Saturday Night Live debut last night and didn’t kill it, but also didn’t disappoint. Eli gets my props for giving SNL a go, takes balls but also Eli can do no wrong after two Super Bowl victories.-TO
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The quarterback to whom I most often hear Andrew Luck compared is Peyton Manning. It’s an understandable comparison for a slew of reasons.
“Eli Manning said he got some bananas thrown at him today at workouts after his appearance on “Saturday Night Live.’” - @NYPost_Schwartz
The littlest Manning did okay in the spotlight.
You have to give it to the recent Super Bowl winner, he held his own on SNL last night. Here is video of his opening monologue which references one of my favorite restaurants, The Olive Garden.
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5 Collegiate Choices to Host SNLThis past Saturday, Eli Manning hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time. Eli has always had to live in his older brother Peyton’s shadow, and everyone wondered how the younger Manning would compare in his comedy debut. He didn’t quite live up to Peyton, but he did do an admirable job. He’ll just have to settle for those two Super...
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Eli Manning apparently isn’t retarded. Could have fooled me. Watch him be funny on SNL. [NBC Sports]
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So this mom Patricia Krentcil from New Jersey is accused of taking her five-year-old daughter tanning. Krentcil whose face looks like sandpaper from tanning called her critics "fat," "ugly," and "jealous" last week, was spoofed by the Eli Manning hosted Saturday Night Live this past Saturday.
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So what if he and the Giants snatched two Super Bowl rings from our Patriots, we just can't hate the guy for some reason. Eli did a great job last night on SNL. The skit of the night was this...