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And by "hates" I mean "hates that they love this crap ass team so much" like PJD does.
As some of you may know if you watch the greater sport of college football, ESPN's College Gameday Saturday morning show was in Fargo, North Dakota this last weekend because I don't know why. Couldn't make up an excuse to go cheer squad with Johnny Manziel in Aggie Land? Whatever, it doesn't matter. They were in Fargo and it actually ended up being worth it, because eagle eyed viewers learned that there are just as many people in Fargo that apparently are sick of the Vikings sucking it up, and of Christian Ponder at quarterback.
And of course with Gameday signs, we actually have proof! Here are some of our favorites.
"Samantha, Can Christian Even Pass the Salt?"
The beauty about this gameday sign was, as you could see in the banner, was the Christian Ponder's wife Samantha was actually in the foreground of this sign. Luckily, the salt sign was over her left shoulder, and we all know you ALWAYS throw the salt over your left shoulder.
"Samantha, We're Actually Excited to See a Ponder on the Field"
I think we can all agree with this sentiment, yes? Frankly, even if Christian was playing well (Hell, even if it was mediocre), I'd still rather spend time looking at his wife.
"CRAP ON ME SAM PONDER"
What else do you even say to this? I would pay to watch that.
Another sign I can neither confirm nor deny is real is below. There was no screen cap of it, but it was still funny:
I guess Jensen is Brock Jensen, the North Dakota quarterback? I should probably know this. I'm pretty sure he's probably beaten the Gophers, Kansas State, and the Vikings at this point. Maybe the purple can sign him?!
So good on you, North Dakota. You showed up well, even though you're basically even more Canada than Minnesota. Did we miss any Gameday Vikings signs? Share them in the comments.
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Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder expects to start against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday in London despite a rib injury.
Ponder, injured early in last Sunday's 31-27 loss to the Cleveland Browns, emerged from the Vikings first practice in the U.K. on Wednesday confident that he will play at Wembley Stadium.
''It's a little sore and it's going...
The Minnesota Vikings have announced that Matt Cassel will be starting over Christian Ponder against the Pittsburgh Steelers in London.
WATFORD, England (AP) -- Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder's playing status for Sunday's NFL game in London against the Pittsburgh Steelers is in doubt because of a rib injury.
Vikings coach Leslie Frazier said that practice on Wednesday will "be a big signal in what direction we'll have to go," with a decision expected by Friday.
The Vikings are hoping Christian Ponder can do more Thursday and Friday than he did Wednesday and will likely delay a decision on their starting quarterback until they gauge Ponder’s progress. Plus, the secondary remains a big concern with injuries.
Since the Minnesota Vikings announced Christian Ponder's rib injury, there have been questions regarding his status for the team's Week 4 matchup against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Minnesota made that status clear this morning, as the team announced Ponder will miss the game, resulting in veteran backup Matt Cassel getting the start in his place.Christian Ponder has a fractured...
Well, I thought things had begun to turn for quarterback Christian Ponder, at least according to the feedback I was receiving on Twitter (@mnbrianhall).
The outrage over Ponder's struggles continue and the fans' feelings were well known as he was booed each time he took the field last Sunday. But my Twitter followers had begun to turn their anger to the entire team and questioned...
Vikings fans were angry and booing Christian Ponder off the field after failed drives. Leslie Frazier isn’t inclined to make a change yet, but with the Vikings owners in attendance Sunday in the Metrodome, they had to have heard the booing of Ponder.
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady keeps in contact with his former back up Matt Cassel. He told Albert Breer of the NFL Network that it looks like Cassel will start this week after Ponder suffered a rib injury this past Sunday.
Tom Brady was talking about his backup quarterbacks, and said "Matt Cassel, who may be starting this weekend …" Ponder has a rib injury.
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder revealed Wednesday in London that he sustained a rib injury last Sunday against the Cleveland Browns.
Ponder said the rib injury occured early in the game but he was able to play through it. He will be limited during the Vikings’ walk-through today.
Matt Cassel will start at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings against the Pittsburgh Steelers in London on Sunday. Christian Ponder is out with a fractured rib. Ponder sustained the rib injury in the second quarter last Sunday against the Cleveland Browns. A CT scan revealed the
Christian Ponder may find himself as a permanent clipboard holder thanks to a rib injury suffered last week.
Albert Breer is reporting that Matt Cassel will get the start for the Vikings vs the Steelers in London.
Vikings announce Matt Cassel will start against the Steelers on Sunday at Wembley.
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) September 27, 2013
Head coach Leslie Frazier was adamant...
Despite showing some flashes of promise in the first quarter, the Minnesota Vikings (0-3) were unable to hold their own agains the Cleveland Browns (1-2), stumbling to defeat after yet another series of head-scratching gaffes and miscues. Inconsistent offense The Vikings came out of the gate firing on all cylinders. Quarterback Christian Ponder completed four […]The post Minnesota...
If you implemented the wait on a defense plan, then you may be looking for a defense to play this week. I will look at 3 defenses that are owned in less than 50% of Yahoo fantasy leagues and that could be good plug and play options this week.
Chiefs vs Giants
The Giants offense is reeling and going to Arrowhead to play a tough Chiefs D coming off of 10 days rest is not the...
With a fractured rib taking out Christian Ponder, Matt Cassel will make his Vikings debut Sunday in London.
Jolly hello to all Vikings fans across the pond, aye? I must say, it'll take a quick noodle of a moment for me to put on my tea and crumpets, and then we'll get pissed for this American Soccer game, right quick! Should be a smashing time, with the galley's in an uproarious state, and the scotch flowing like beer, and two cricket teas going face to...