The NFL pre-season is at least two weeks too long and only made longer by the constant rehashing of the agreed upon storylines of the preseason. Here’s what we know so far:
Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco and NFL experts everywhere will be required by law to state a percentage value for his current level of quarterbacking. He’s at 85% Chuck!
Tim Tebow is a New York Jet and Mark Sanchez is the starter and they both star in Desperate Quarterbacks.
Some team won the Super Bowl last year.
The Saints are being punished and will be barred from participating in any BCS bowl games.
Roger Goodell is the Godfather! Players should wait to appeal until either of his daughter’s weddings.
Rookie QBs are more interesting than Kim Kardashian and The Jersey Shore pushed together in one giant push up bra!
Ok I admit not quite as interesting as the push up bra thing.
The lack of new storylines is solved once the real season starts but for now we are stuck in the endless cycle of As th...