Feels Like Football

(Photo from Boston.com)"Okay," Chrissy said as we sat down, raised our beers to Tom Brady's surgically-repaired leg and toasted to another football season, "here's the plan: as soon as the ball's snapped and Brady either throws it or hands off, he turns and runs wildly in the opposite direction.""Away from large men lunging for his knees?" I asked."Yes, exactly." "I endorse this plan."Because, the thing is, as glad as I am to have Tom Brady and his two functional knees back on the turf, it's going to take a little while to overcome the PTSD effects I'm going to feel every time a 400-lb linebacker comes within three feet of him. I can't imagine what his own mother must feel like since everyone in New England will be holding their breath every time the ball is snapped.But I assume, eventually, we'll get over it. Because we missed football around these parts. We really, really missed football. Chrissy is conc...