Found August 22, 2012 on
If quarterbacks were judged by MVP awards and commercial appearances, Denver’s Peyton Manning would undisputedly be the greatest of all time.
From wiping the windshield, to giving wet willies, to getting a massage, to ‘cut that meat‘, to ‘orange barrel, reroute!’, to telling on Eli for locking him in a closet, Peyton has pretty much done it all.
Below are outtakes from Peyton, Eli and Deion’s latest DIRECTV ad, which has seemingly aired during every preseason game this August.
When it’s all said and done and Peyton hangs up his cleats—if he doesn’t go into acting—he would make a great cop. On a different note, the thought of Eli getting a bikini wax is humorous, in part because of his stunning physique.
What’s your favorite Manning commercial, statement or quote? This counts.
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Direct TV’s fairy commercials to support their NFL Sunday Ticket are a bit ironic. Football..fairies…players…tights…anyway, this reel signals the return of Peyton Manning.
As we will soon be reminded when he’s in motion, his brand shows up more than just on the field.
Russell Wilson stands at a mere 5-foot-11 and 206 pounds, on a good day. But at that diminutive stature, many big-time NFL pundits would say Wilson has no place playing quarterback in the league. Right? Well, in college, the talented quarterback only threw for 3,000 yards in three consecutive seasons. He also tossed just 109 touchdowns to 30 interceptions over his four-year career...
Denver Broncos 3rd-round pick Ronnie Hillman has reportedly been working closely with Peyton Manning.
Manning has specifically been working on Hillman’s route running, a sign that he will play an integral role in the Broncos passing game, likely as a 3rd down target.
Hillman was one of the fastest players in this year’s draft class and definitely one of the most dangerous threats...
Against popular belief, just because you self-proclaim yourself to be elite, doesn’t mean your elite. If that was the case, Joe Flacco and Jamarcus Russell would already be in elite status. Against New York Giants fans and ESPN’s so-called “experts” belief, winning a Super Bowl doesn’t make you elite either, which keeps Brad Johnson and Trent Dilfer out of this class...
According to Bill Williamson of ESPN.com, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning has had problems throwing the ball to his right side.
“It appears that one of the biggest challenges for Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning as he comes back from a serious neck injury is throwing to his right.
“ESPN guru John Clayton pointed it out to me this summer. While he thought...
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Denver Broncos fans got their first taste of the Peyton Manning no huddle offense on Saturday night. It was exciting to see it work well, but its too bad it ended in frustration. Hopefully, we’ll see it all come together at least once before the regular season. [DenverBroncos.com & Denver Post]
Meanwhile, the Broncos defense has shown its a work in progress...
Detroit lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh isn’t looking to clean up his reputation. Instead he wants to take down more quarterbacks.
“I love hitting Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler. Ben Roethlisberger, I would like to go against him, because they say he’s one of the hardest to take down,” Suh said, via NFL.com. “I see that as a challenge, so I would love to take him down...
Denver Broncos News
The Denver Broncos are feeling a bit chippy about their performance against the run, so its a good thing another strong rushing attack is on the docket this weekend. [DenverBroncos.com]
When was the last time the Broncos were in the top 6 from odds makers to win the Super Bowl? I’m betting it was somewhere around 2006… [First & Orange]
Derek Wolfe and...
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. -- Four Denver Broncos quarterbacks and their position coach were scouting the Seattle Seahawks' defense when Peyton Manning suddenly paused the video.
Brock Osweiler was paying attention and taking notes. The rookie from Arizona State just didnt expect the storied veteran to put him on the spot.
Manning asked Osweiler to identify the Mike, which is the term...