Originally posted on Fox Sports Houston  |  Last updated 4/27/12
Five things I'm thinking about this weekend while wondering if, just a little bit, the fact that Whitney Mercilus' name sounds like "merciless" made the Texans like him. 1. Something that seems true (and totally is): The Rockets are just about the most depressing thing. They keep finishing with a winning record, but keep finishing outside the playoffs. They are a chain restaurant in a strip mall, they are a Lite American Lager, they are a moderately priced mid-size family sedan, a verse-chorus-verse-bridge-chorus pop song, a movie starring Ryan Reynolds. They are "not bad." The Rockets' success is also their failure. This isn't depressing in the way it is depressing to be a Charlotte Bobcats fan (a species I assume does actually exist), it's more like how it would feel if, say, an aging Tupac had spat 16 bars in a Justin Bieber song. It's the mediocrity of it all. For the third consecutive year, the Rockets will be the team with the 0.5 percent chance of winning the NBA lottery. They'll probably end up with the 14th pick again. Maybe they ought to just trade it. 2. Something that doesn't seem true (but totally is): Houston is a dedicated baseball town. This is possibly more personal, because I just moved here last May, during a bad Astros season. But last night after the Sugar Land Skeeters' debut, I asked manager Gary Gaetti if he was surprised how into the game the fans had been. They seemed to have already taken some pride in their Skeeters. They booed balls and strikes. They stuck around the whole time. They understood the big moments. This surprised me, anyway. "Nothing surprises me about Houston and baseball," said Gaetti, who had a long MLB career. I also talked to a fan from Conroe, who expressed quite a bit of certainty the Skeeters would remain popular, because Houston supports its own. Certainly I think of this as a football city, first, second and maybe third. But I might be wrong. 3. Something that is neither true nor untrue (but is fun to talk about): Whichever team takes Case Keenum should grab Patrick Edwards too. It seems unlikely both will be drafted this weekend, and if either one of them gets taken, it's probably going to be Keenum. A smart NFL team that has looked at the numbers and studied the tape and discussed Keenum with his coaches at the University of Houston will realize that he and Edwards have a special connection, allowing them to wordlessly communicate with each other on the fly. I would estimate that approximately 110 percent of the touchdowns Houston scored over the last few years were a direct result of a wink and a nod between Keenum and Edwards. This being the case, it would be silly for an NFL team not to take advantage of this special bond, which has developed over the last five years. These two should never be separated. Any time Keenum gets into a game, so should Edwards. And if they name Keenum the starter, they have to get Edwards into the lineup too. It's so obvious. 4. Something that recently happened: The Texans made as perfect a draft-day decision as can be made. Picking near the bottom of the first round, the Texans got an immensely productive major-college pass rusher. Whitney Mercilus led the nation in sacks and forced fumbles last year, and he did this in the Big Ten. He's not a project, and that's not a reach. We cannot predict the future, and I am not saying Mercilus is going to be the next Mario Williams. But I am saying that getting an athletic, productive pass rusher at the bottom of the first round is never a bad idea. 5. Something that is about to happen: That all said, the Texans need to take a wide receiver tonight, and I believe they will. Tonight is the night to take a risk. The Texans are in a position to do that. They're going to be fine on offense and defense no matter what happens in the draft, so now is the time to throw some chips on the table.
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

Bill Belichick: Patriots always looking to improve win or lose

NFL: Refs did not blow calls on Ravens' blocked FG return

Roethlisberger: I’ll play through any injury but a brain injury

LeBron James feels ‘kind of sad’ about Kobe Bryant retiring

Singer Marc Anthony creates agency, signs Aroldis Chapman

Jimbo Fisher: I’m not leaving Florida State


76ers raise ticket prices for Kobe's final appearance

Ricky Jean Francois says Redskins can ‘win it all’

Jerry Jones: Manziel could have been Romo’s successor

Broncos DB on Brock Osweiler: ‘None of this is a surprise to us’

Jarius Wright: ‘Everybody’s embracing their role’ on Vikings

Rob Gronkowski seems to agree he's been targeted on P.I. calls

NFL News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.
Get it now!
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

QUIZ: Name every NCAA football national champion since 1950

Browns lose to Ravens as only the Browns know how

NCAA figures out how to invite 5-7 teams to bowls

Ranking top Heisman Trophy candidates

Have the New Orleans Saints given up?

This weekend in NFL stupid, ft. Rex Ryan

Missouri won’t accept a bowl bid at 5-7

Durant blasts media on behalf of Kobe

Josh McCown laments how he got job back from Manziel

Paul George: Kobe Bryant was my Michael Jordan

Today's Best Stuff
For Publishers
Company Info
Follow Yardbarker