Fresh Off The Couch: QB St. Pierre To Start
It’s official, Jon Fox wants to be fired in time for the holidays.
Who is Brain St. Pierre? He’s the guy down the block that hosts NFL Sunday parties…or at least, he was last weekend. With the revolving door of banged up Carolina Panthers, Jon Fox has called up a guy who has only thrown 5 NFL passes to lead his team this weekend against the Baltimore Ravens. Brian St. Pierre is starting at quarterback just six days after being relieved of changing diapers and cleaning the gutters back in the suburb’s of Boston. But wait, Tony Pike who has been with the team for months,and is ready to go with knowledge of this offense? why not start him?
“I think the guy has been in some games and was with us last week and picked up on things quickly,” Fox said of St. Pierre. “He spits the ball out quick and makes good decisions.”
I think? You don’t sound too sure of yourself there Fox, but hey it’s no big deal, he’s only your starting quarterback this week.
Tony Pike is considered by many to be one of the greatest Cincinnati Bearcat quarterbacks of all time.
10 quotes Brian St. Pierre might say at some point on Sunday
- Wow cool, I’m on T.V
- Who is this Ray Lewis guy….and why is he so mad.
- Hmm…I know the play where the one guy runs up and the other guy goes across. Whats that one called again?
- There’s 4 quarters….ugh
- When do I get paid for this thing
- Dude, facebook me.
- So what! it was a nice spiral
- Hey can I bum a ride home?
- What’s the score of the Patriot’s game?
- If I get hurt do I get workers comp?
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