Friday, December 11: Stephon Heyer Discusses Letting His Inner Turtle Glow

Yesterday, Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog spotlighted this year's University of Maryland Happy Holidays video, which features various Maryland alumni tossing around an illuminated terrapin under a a catchy Fountains-of-Wayne-esque little ditty about letting your inner turtle glow. (The actual meaning of letting one's inner turtle glow is left deliberately vague, but it seems to have something to do with holiday cheer and ... socks, maybe. I don't know. Catchy tune, though.)Anyhow, one of the proud ex-Terps who is letting his inner turtle glow is none of than Washington Redskins right tackle Stephon Heyer, so I caught up with Heyer and asked him about his inner turtle.As is becoming depressingly usual in these types of situations, he had no idea what I was talking about. But I explained -- holiday jingle, website, Steinberg, inner turtle, Scott Van Pelt, etc. -- until he figured out what I referring to.Heyer explained, "I had gone to a forum, back in -- November,...