Originally written on Purple Jesus Diaries  |  Last updated 11/17/14
Will the roof hold up under this Minnesota snow?! Welcome to another Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread! Today, the Chicago Bears visit the Minnesota Vikings in their final match up of the season. The Bears are collapsing on their season faster than a child's blanket fort when they piss me off and I kick the thing to shreds. The Vikings are holding on to the last vestige of playoff hope, and if they lose today - while not technically, mathematically eliminated - their season is pretty much over. Is that a bad thing? Are we at the point where we want someone to just put us out of our misery? Either way, the Vikings have a surprisingly decent shot at a win today. The Bears are trying to plug up more of their injury holes in their lineup today than a 5-star porno. The Vikings play surprisingly well at home for a squad that has a noodle for a quarterback. None of that matters, because I want to see Adrian Peterson keep pace for a 2,000 yard season. So tune in, cheer on the good guys (I guess?), and let's get nasty. Enjoy the game, everyone. [follow]
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