Found November 22, 2012 on
Purple Jesus Diaries:
Not here, but I am assuming you are currently working on that in your own home. Or, if you're lucky and a drunk, you have already poured your finest single malt scotch and are waiting for the Lions to come on TV so that they can lose and finally get booted from this NFC North division "race." You see, I put race in quotes because it's not really a race to see who will win the division, it is more so just a slow bleeding. We're not going to do it. And by we, I mean the Vikings. But I won't either, because I don't play football.
Whatever. We are here to eat **** and get drunk, because I'm pretty sure that's what Thanksgiving is all about. I already got a stiff salami thinking of the dark meat turkey (don't be a *****, eat that dark meat!), stuffing, green beans with the fried onions on top, GOD DAMN SWEET POTATOES with marshmallows, cranberry dressing, ass-loads of gravy, apple cider, pumpkin pie, side dishes and DRUNK. I bo...
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Head Coach Leslie Frazier talked cornerbacks at his Friday press conference, specifically A.J. Jefferson.
Jefferson received his first start against the Seattle Seahawks on November 4th ahead of rookie Josh Robinson.
Jefferson, who was acquired via trade from the Arizona Cardinals in September, has been progressing to the point Frazier felt he had earned the start in place of...
We've already established this week that the 2012 Minnesota Vikings bye week has been a success. No one was arrested for grab assing a high schooler, no one was caught smuggling drugs across the Mexican border, and Phil Loadholt decided not to eat a human being during the week. Everyone wins! But that doesn't mean people didn't do ANYTHING. As Vikings quarterback Christian...
EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. Adrian Peterson said he didnt lose no sleep and wasnt surprised resisting arrest charges were dropped in his hometown of Houston last week.
Talking at Winter Park for the first time since testifying in front of a grand jury, Peterson said Friday he is looking forward to continuing his MVP-type season when the Minnesota Vikings return to action in Chicago this...
Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin didn’t practice
yesterday and isn’t expected to suit up this weekend against the Chicago Bears,
according to Jason La Canfora of CBSSports.com, while the team is expecting to
have running back Adrian Peterson (ankle), defensive lineman Jared Allen
(shoulder) and wide receiver Michael Jenkins (foot).
According to CBS Sports...
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson says he missed the team bus to Soldier Field on Sunday because he overslept.
Peterson was about 20 minutes late to the stadium for the game against the Chicago Bears, then side-stepped questions after the game about the reason for it. Coach Leslie Frazier said it was ''a big deal'' that one of his team leaders was tardy...
Vikings receiver Percy Harvin will not play Sunday against the Bears. SOURCE: Jason La Canfora, CBSSports.comFantasy Spin:Harvin missed Week 10 and still wasn't able to get healthy during the Vikings' bye week. He still hasn't practiced and now you have to wonder if he'll even be able to return for Week 13 at Green Bay.
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The Chicago Bears have had a tough time with Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson since he came into the league in 2007.
The last time the Vikings beat the Bears in Chicago was in Peterson’s debut on October 14, 2007. He had 224 yards and three touchdowns on 20 carries in the Vikings 34-31 win at Soldier Field that day.
In eight career games against the Bears, Peterson...
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