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I went to Mexico this past weekend. Three days without bourbon or Twitter so that the fiancee and I could look at beaches and hotels and taste wedding cakes and all that. For years, I had always been opposed destination weddings, because I thought it was presumptuous to ask people to go on vacation just to see you get married. Then it came time to pay for a wedding, and I discovered that things are CRAZY CHEAP in Mexico. You can have a wedding down there for like one-third the price of what you’d get in New York. And because everyone stays in the same hotel, the bride and I can hang out and spend time with all of our guests BEFORE the wedding. None of that thing where the married couple spends the entire reception on their feet feeling pressured to say everyone before they leave. Pretty sweet. Also: the threat of grisly cartel murders adds a sense of romantic adventure! Everybody wins! Anyway, none of this has anything to do with the banner picture or content of the mailbag. I just...