He's not playing anymore, but Plaxico Burress is still coachable

Facing two years in the joint, Plaxico Burress(notes) no longer has any use for a coach who will make him run wind sprints or put him through Oklahoma drills. No, Plaxico's new coach is more likely to teach him how to sharpen a toothbrush into a shank than he is to teach him how to run a sharp dig route. Plaxico has hired a prison coach, or prison consultant, or an "inmate adaptation specialist" ... I don't know, whatever you want to call it. Back in July, Kevin Johnson at USA Today ran a small piece on the services that these specialists offer. [Larry] Levine, who served 10 years for drug trafficking, securities violations and distribution of machine guns, says his "Fedtime101" course covers it all. He says he helps offenders avoid assault, cope with the "daily grind," decode prison lingo and even avoid "bad prison jobs." For more information on such services, check out this video, this video, this website or this websi...