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The Last Angry Fan:
I knew at 1-9 the Kansas City Chiefs were bad, but I didn’t know they were deadly.
The Chiefs are undoubtedly the worst team in football. It took until Week 11 against the Bengals for them to hold a lead in any game this season, which lasted all of six minutes or so before Cincy came back to take the lead, and the game 28-6. The whole damn franchise is a mess, the team is a train wreck, and now they’ve become the butt of at least one obit joke.
Loren G. ‘Sam’ Lickteig passed away on November 14, and according to his obituary, the cause of death was “heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs football team.” Sure his passing had something to do with his battle with MS, but let’s get serious here people, being a fan of the Chiefs is a heart wrenching, soul crushing experience, and apparently it was too much for poor Sam to take.
In all seriousness though Lickteig’s obit was written in obvious good humor, and according to his daughters, the lifelong Chiefs fan woul...
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A Kansas City Chiefs fan's obituary claimed his death was caused by the team. Read the funny entry here.
Eric Edholm of ProFootballWeekly.com believes the Kansas City Chiefs will likely move on from quarterback Matt Cassel after this season. They clearly don’t believe in him after benching him in favor of Brady Quinn.
All signs pointed to the Chiefs parting ways with QB Matt Cassel at season’s end, but that became all but certain when he was yanked from the Chiefs’ loss Sunday...
The Kansas City Chiefs are in midst of one of the worst seasons in the organizations history, and it may have been all that a local man could take. Loren G “Sam” Lickteig, passed away at the age of 81, due to complications of MS. Well, that and the Chiefs, at least according to his [...]
KANSAS CITY, Mo. The Chiefs, and their fans, seemingly have nothing left to get mad about.
Instead, an eerie silence cast over the in-house crowd of about 50,000 fans at Arrowhead Stadium for most of Sunday afternoon's Chiefs-Bengals game, won handily and rather uneventfully by the Bengals, 28-6.
Obviously, Chiefs fans had virtually nothing to cheer about, just two short Ryan...
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) Chiefs coach Romeo Crennel laid out for his team Monday exactly what it will take to end their seven-game losing streak and then questioned whether the solution is even possible.
"We know we have to fight. We have to do everything in our power to be the best we can be, to be perfect," he said during a break in meetings. "That's what I told...
Chiefs receiver Dwayne Bowe left Sunday's game in the second quarter with a head injury. His return is doubtful.Fantasy Spin:Bowe landed on his head and went to the locker room. When he returned he didn't have his helmet with him, a pretty sure sign that he's not retuning anytime soon.
The Kansas City Chiefs' play on the field leaves much to be desired but who knew that rooting for the team was deadly? That was the case for one Loren "Sam" Lickteig whose recent obitiuary cast some of the blame for his death at the Chiefs' feet.
I always say, "If you're gonna go, might as well take some people out with ya," and it looks...
Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe left yesterday’s
game against the Cincinnati Bengals with a neck injury, reports the Associated Press.
Bowe sustained the injury when he landed hard on the turf
after leaping to make a catch. He was checked by trainers on the sidelines, hit
the locker room for further evaluation and ultimately returned to the bench
without his helmet...
After another embarrassing home loss by the Kansas City Chiefs that featured a lackluster crowd wearing more black than red in the stands, I’m ready to give in to the fact that all the blame for the teams 1-9 record can’t be placed at the feet of General Manager, Scott Pioli.
The Chiefs are without center Ryan Lilja and right guard Jon Asamoah along with wide receiver Jon Baldwin for their game against the Cincinnati Bengals.
Safety Reggie Nelson was inactive for Cincinnati with a hamstring injury Sunday. Taylor Mays is expected to start in his place alongside Nate Clements.
Lilja is inactive with a knee injury and Asamoah had surgery on his right thumb...
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Loren "Sam" Lickteig led a fulfilling life -- a loving wife and family, a stint in the Air Force, a career as a real estate broker and a spell on the city council. But in passing, he's now become a part of Kansas City Chiefs lore.
"Oh, he would've loved it," Lickteig's son, Jake, told FOXSportsKansasCity.com when asked about his...
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) -- The Cincinnati Bengals are back to eyeing the playoffs.
The Kansas City Chiefs are looking forward to the end of the season.
Andy Dalton threw for 230 yards and accounted for three touchdowns, A.J. Green caught a touchdown pass in his ninth straight game and the Bengals beat the woeful Chiefs 28-6 on Sunday.
Green finished with six catches for 91 yards...