I Got Memories, I Got Sh-t

With all due respect to DRK's ******** unicorns and Jolly Ranchers all over the place after last night's game ... Holy ******* ass clenching **** why does this **** only happen to us??!! The Dolphins had the ball for 45 minutes last night. The Colts? 14:53. 45 minutes. 45 dick sucking, bed ********, duck vagina eating minutes. And yet, of course, we still manage to find a way to lose.45 minutes.45! Minutes! The running backs combined for 235 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns. The offense didn't turn the ball over once. The offensive line mauled the Colts pass rush. They were an outstanding 15 for 21 on third down conversions. The Wildcat just beat the **** out of the Colts D. And yet they still lost!Think about all that for a minute. You can't, can you. The left-hand part of your brain just looked at the right-hand part of your brain and said, "Meh, Imma go take a **** and then go to sleep."That's how unfathomable this all is. This can only happen to us. I...