I Have Prepared You. You Are Ready.

I'm sorry, sir, but that bear gave you AIDS. Gentlemen, this right here will be my final post until September 7th. So enjoy it while it lasts. Before we get started on our final Fantasy Football "Friday", a quick endorsement. This hunky-looking manic depressive pictured is commenter, Tony B. Notice how sad he looks. It's as though he just found out that he has contracted bear AIDS or something. Tony spent a few years of his youth roaming the mean fields of northwest Ohio. However, he just released his second album and I strongly encourage that help a brother out and purchase it. It's only $12 and we can all agree that he's a good **** around these parts. Critics have said that Tony sounds like a combination of Jay-Z, Motorhead, and Starland Vocal Band. I already ordered the CD and he even shipped it same day. You can get it here. He has even offered to send you a lock of his body hair. Sounds like a great deal to me. And if this works out well...