Introducing Team Moneyline Loser

A while ago I was kicking around the idea of getting back into fantasy sports, but this time there would be a little twist. See, I wouldn't give a **** this season. Look at me, I'm edgy and trendy. I'll play an entire season and not give a ****. What, Carson Palmer lost both arms while arm wrestling a crocodile? Take it easy Alice, he's still my starting qb! No gay trading and waiver wire action for me! I tend to be a pretty competitive person and I take my fantasy sports rather seriously. Mix in the fact that I suck like a white house intern during the Clinton administration, it makes for very depressing Sunday afternoons as I see my team get raped in the ribs. I sit, I stress, I destroy my brain while trying to decide if I'm going to start Donald Driver or Roy Williams and in the end it doesn't even matter. Whoever I pick will crap the bed. It's the law and you just have to respect it. So then I had a brilliant idea. A lofty idea.Why not just j...