It's Better Than a Sharp Stick in the Eye

  It’s a win.  No matter how you slice it, the Cleveland Browns won a football game yesterday, defeating the Buffalo Bills 6-3.  I wouldn’t recommend using this formula to win any other games this season, but it worked yesterday.  It’s a win.  Keep repeating, it’s a win.   The Browns won on a day where their quarterback completed just two passes on the afternoon.  Derek Anderson completed 2 of 17 throws for 23 yards.  Yikes!  Still, Eric Mangini got his first victory as coach of the Browns, and the team is now 1-4 for the season.    The brown and orange’s best player on the day was their punter, Dave Zastudil, who pinned the Bills inside their own 5-yard line three times, and kicked the ball on the game’s deciding play, a fumble by returner Roscoe Parrish, who tried to pick up a rolling ball with less than three minutes to go.  The ensuing recovering by Blake Costanzo gave Cleveland the ball on Buffalo’s 15-yard line, and soon Billy Cundiff’s 18-yard field goal won the game....