Jay Cutler Probably Killed That Goat

A 911 call at about 2:40 a.m. Monday led police to the goat hanging from a rope on the arm of a statue of Harry Caray at the intersection of Clark and Addison streets, according to Town Hall District police. Police took the goat down and disposed of the remains. It was not known how the goat died and nothing at the scene was damaged, police said.As much grief as Michael Vick has received over the years, at least he gave his animals a competitive outlet for their frustrations (Granted, those frustrations were brought on by starvation and torture that he initiated, but I digress). Whoever had the idea of killing a goat and hanging it outside of Wrigley Field.