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Another Bengal gets arrested. At the club. For assaulting a police officer. Sigh.Begin scene:EXT. THE RED DOOR NIGHTCLUBA long line of clubgoers winds around the side of the club. Mostly white guys in ugly shirts. A black Escalade rolls onto the scene. REGGIE gets out of the car wearing a neon green Bengals jersey. He approaches the BOUNCER.REGGIEHello, there, my good man! How goes it on this fine night?BOUNCERJust ******* chipper, amigo! What can I do for you?REGGIEWell, I see this complete bummer of a line, and I was wondering if there's any way around it . . .BOUNCERShucks, I sure don't think so, pal. Justwouldn't be fair to all these white guys inugly shirts, would it?REGGIEWell, I am a member of the Cincinnati Bengals,if that affiliation "opens any doors," so to speak!REGGIE winks and elbows the Bouncer suggesively, pleased with his double entendre.BOUNCERI don't believe you. You seem way too mildmannered. You're probably just a Chili...