Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 11/18/14
Texans DE J.J. Watt is a high motor guy who leads the league in sacks with 9.5 as he cements his reputation as one of the premier defensive players in the NFL.  He’s also quick with the zingers, as evidenced by the line he dropped on Ravens RB Ray Rice this past Sunday.  The five-foot-8 and 212 pound Rice gave the six-foot-5 and 295 pound Watt a little extra something after the play was whistled dead, to which Watt replied with the classic comeback “I’ve eaten burritos bigger than you.” Best part is, it’s probably true. Kudos to Watt for coming up with his own line, and not falling back on the equally classic line “I crap bigger than you,” because as great as Watt is, he’s no Oscar winning, one armed push-up master Jack Palance. [via USA Today]
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