Jokes on you Cowboys!!!

Just a little cowboy humor I'd like to share. Although corny, they are quite hilarious when you think about it. Pass along to all your Cowboy friends. From the number Cowboy Hater a.k.a. Birdman. Please feel free to add more. Dallas fans before you try to say anything, just remember one thing, it's not enough of you, and you will just be a joke added on with these. Any Dallas lovers for that fact. Q: What do you call 40 millionaires watching the Super Bowl (keyword: WATCHING)? A: The Dallas Cowboys. Q: What do Cowboy fans and hemorrhoids have in common? A: They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely. Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and The Cowboys? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl. Q: What's the difference between Texas Stadium and a porcupine? A: On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. None of the Cowboys have been able to go home. Last time they were out of town, someone painted goal lines across their driveways and they can't make it over them. Q: Why did the Cowboys ask the NFL to let them play all their games at home this year? A: Half the players aren't allowed to leave the state lines anymore! Q: Why do Cowboys players want to play for the Philadelphia Eagles? A: They heard there's crack in the Liberty Bell! Q: How do you make Terrell Owens slower than a snail? A: Call a pass route through a metal detector and wait for him to remove his jewelry. Q: What is Michael Irvin's favorite color? A: Powder white. Q: Why does Texas Stadium have Astroturf? A: To keep the fans from grazing during the game.