Just When you Thought this Team Couldn’t Get any Gayer …

News trickled out today that former San Francisco, Cleveland, Detroit, Philadelphia, San Jose State, Generic Tri-Valley Little League, Miss Mary’s Preschool, and Tampa Bay quarterback, the totally heterosexual Jeff Garcia, was approached by the Vikings to see if he was ready to sign with them to be their starting quarterback in 2010 in case Brett Favre decided his ankle never healed properly and would forever look like the inside of a pipe bomb. This is frightening for several reasons, first and foremost among them is that fact that this is Jeff Garcia, the man who looks like he has a skin disease, is dying of cancer, or may just be a red head with that albino skin issue. Also, he is most assuredly just as old as Favre, and not nearly as good, so I don’t see the point. However, in his defense, he did go ahead and prove his hetero-ness after years of alleged homosexuality by marrying a Playboy model that I would give a dollar to for cab fare, and he could also easily be t...