Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 1/23/13

Kate Upton and Mercedes—two things that are completely out of my league. Wait, since when did Super Bowl commercials have their own teaser trailers? Is this a new thing, or have I just fallen out of the loop yet again. Anywho, the German automobile manufacturer went and nabbed the voluptuous Kate Upton to star in their Super Bowl XLVII commercial for the new 2014 Mercedes-Benz CLA. In the teaser trailer Upton sexily and sultrily “washes” one of the new cars in slow-motion, and by washes I mean she has a bunch of football players doing the dirty work for her… Wait, there was a car in that clip? Would that teaser have been better had Kate Upton been doing the car washing? Of course. Does this mean it’s not worthy of repeated viewings? Absolutely not. Would I still cut off my left arm to be the guy that is responsible for bubble placement in Upton’s hand? I think you know the answer to that one. [H/T to The Big Lead] The post Kate Upton’s Super Bowl ad teaser for Mercedes features slow-motion and soap bubbles appeared first on Last Angry Fan.

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