Kick Returning: The Impatient Man's Offense

Happy Festivus, random five people who are still, for some reason, paying attention to this essentially-defunct blog! I bring you tidings of great special teams-related statistics!You thought we were dead, but the joke's on you, because we were just resting our eyes. I am writing this post for a couple of reasons:The Browns are actually showing signs of life, thanks in large part to those specialest of teams—the special teams.I want to demonstrate that this is technically still an active weblog, even if Alex and I have been—and continue to be—on indefinite Antarctic mining/martial arts training sabbatical.LeBron Day is coming up next week, and I wanted to make sure the ol' blog was warmed up to receive the heavenly goodness that is our annual LeBron Day recap post.Anyway, like any good Browns fan, I was moved to tears paying attention by Josh Cribbs' recent demolition of the all-time kickoff return TD record. For one thing, we at the Mistake by the Lake Sporting Times ha...