Let's Be Friends

Howdy gang. As most of you are aware, today is my first day on the job, so go easy on me. And no, this post isn't going to be about the blog's namesake. We currently find ourselves in the belly of the off-season with ample time for me to rant and rave about the god-forsaken Vikings. Instead, I wanted to take this opportunity to give you, my loyal and adoring readership, an idea of just who the hell I am, and what to expect over the next few weeks (and if anyone actually reads this, months).So here it goes.You can call me Zig. I have a real name, but for a number of reasons mostly involving my job and certain rules that my employer may or may not have stating "Freelance writing contributions of any kind to any other company or media entity are strictly forbidden and such contributions will result in immediate termination." I'm not going to reveal it. My friends have been calling me Zig since 5th grade, and it's served me well thus far.I'm a 25 year...