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Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday in Miami on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief for allegedly going to a neighbor’s house drunk and causing a disturbance. While being booked, Bryant made this face during his mug shot. Truly no one has made a “drunken criminal mischief” face better. Cheers to you and achievement unlocked, sir.
Bryant, by the way, went to Harvard. Just something to keep in mind when the media goes out of its way to talk up the intelligence of a player from the Ivies.
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Oakland Raiders’ defensive lineman Desmond Bryant was arrested and charged with misdemeanor of criminal mischief and took the craziest looking mug shot at the police station.
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Desmond Bryant went to a neighbor’s house drunk (shocking right) caused a commotion, so that is why he was arrested. At least he didn’t attempt to drive and that is...
As if getting arrested wasn’t embarrassing enough, Desmond Bryant took it to a whole different level with this mugshot photo. Bryant was arrested on Sunday in Miami for a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief for allegedly going to a neighbor’s house drunk and causing a disturbance. While being booked, Bryant made this terrible face. It’s unclear whether or not this...
Raiders DT Desmond Bryant’s arrest for Criminal Mischief might have gone unnoticed in most circles – he’s not a household name after all – except for two things. First, his name is very close to the Cowboy’s WR Dez Bryant (a fact that tripped up more than one national writer into initially saying it was the Cowboys receiver that was arrested in Florida) and second, he...
Tweet Desmond Bryant, a defensive tackle for the Oakland Raiders, was arrested Sunday in Miami on a charge of “criminal mischief”: After allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion, Bryant was booked at 9:24 a.m., according to Miami-Dade County records. A police report wasn’t available. Bryant was held on $1,000 bail. SO there’s the [...]
Free Agent DT Desmond Bryant was arrested Sunday in Miami. Photo courtesy of @cottovic (Twitter)
Free Agent Defensive Tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested Sunday morning on charges of Misdemeanor Criminal Mischief after going to a neighbors home, intoxicated, and causing commotion.
He was booked on $1,000 bail at around 9:30 AM, and he looks pretty, uhh, dumbfounded.
Desmond Bryant made the most of his recent arrest.
The former Harvard lad who was most recently a defensive tackle with the Oakland Raiders was arrested early Sunday morning in Florida on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief.
As if that blotch on his resume wasn’t bad enough, he seemingly decided to make sure that no one would ever forget his mug shot, which can be seen below...
If I was the Raiders I would cut Bryant right now, just off the strength of this mugshot. I don’t care if the charge was just misdemeanor of criminal mischief.
You have to be unstable to look like this after an arrest. He should be charged with several felonies just because. Even the other Dez Bryant thinks this is out of pocket.
Desmond Bryant went to a neighbor’s house drunk...
Early on Sunday, Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested in South Florida and charged with criminal mischief. On Monday, Bryant’s mugshot surfaced. And IT. IS. MAGICAL:
A lot is still unclear about what led to the arrest (the Chronicle said Bryant caused a “commotion” at a neighbor’s house), so there are some important questions yet to be answered with that...
Set to be an unrestricted free agent next month and being from Harvard, you’d think that a guy like Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant would be staying out of the headlines in hopes of keeping his chances of getting a contract for next year alive. Well, apparently the Ivy Leaguers go hard, too, because [...]
Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief on Sunday, and as a result we have one of the most legendary mug shots of all time.
In case you care, Bryant allegedly went into a neighbor’s house drunk in Miami and caused a disturbance. The story is hardly as interesting as his mug shot, which there are really no words to...
An NFL player named Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday morning and it was not Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant.
Bryant, a Raiders free agent defensive tackle, was arrested on charges of criminal mischief. He was booked at 9:24 a.m. Sunday on $1,000 bail, according to ESPN.com.
The Harvard product was one of Pro Football Focus’ top rated interior defenders in 2012. He had three...
As we reported yesterday, Oakland Raiders defensive lineman Desmond Bryant caused quite the stir when he was arrest for criminal mischief.
Bryant for a few hours had everyone on social media think Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant was arrest. Bryant was arrested after being severely inebriated at a friends house according to USA Today.
How drunk was Bryant, well this classic...
Raiders defensive tackle was arrested early Sunday morning in South Florida on charges of criminal mischief.
The Raiders said they are “aware of the situation and are gathering more information.”
According to the Chronicle, a hammered Bryant showed up to a neighbor’s house and caused a “commotion.” He was booked at 9:24 a.m. and bail was set at $1,000.
Not much else about...
Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested early Sunday morning in Miami on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief.He was booked at around 9:30 a.m. at the Miami-Dade County jail and is being detained on $1,000 bail."We're aware of the situation and are gathering more information," a team spokesman told USA TODAY Sports.There was an initial report...