Originally posted on Beer Mug Sports  |  Last updated 3/14/12

MIAMI - AUGUST 14: Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall of the Miami Dolphins warms up prior to playing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a preseason game at Sun Life Stadium on August 14, 2010 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

 

The womanizer, I mean Brandon Marshall, was traded to the Chicago Bears for two 3rd round picks on Tuesday, maybe as an early Christmas present from the Miami Dolphins or perhaps a pure act of goodwill? Okay, that being said, we are left with 2 options explaining the Dolphins’ reasoning with taking it deep in the ass with this trade. 1.) Miami sent Marshall to Chicago so the Bears would lay off Peyton Manning 2.) Chicago Bears just flat out robbed Miami in one of the biggest blockbuster deals of all time. For Miami’s sake, I hope it’s the first option. At this point only time will tell as all the ******** unravels..

Oh and just a quick word to the Miami Dolphins organization-  just because the guy likes to slap around innocent women every once in awhile in front of night clubs while he's drunk off his ass doesn’t mean you should sell him on the market for pennies. ****, if I knew you idiots were letting him go for so cheap I would have cracked open my piggy bank and bought him just so I can have another cool friend to hang out and smack ******* with.

 

The Full Take On The Woman Slugging Story (happened on Sunday):

NYPOST- “The ‘Beast’  has lived up to his nickname, a woman alleges.

NFL star wide receiver Brandon Marshall — whose list of run-ins with the law is as long as a football field — allegedly slugged the woman at a Chelsea nightclub, The Post has learned.

Marshall was at Marquee early Sunday when he got into an argument with a group of friends celebrating a birthday, law-enforcement sources said.

Around 4 a.m., birthday girl Christin Myles, 24. left an upper floor to greet a friend downstairs.

When Myles tried to get back upstairs, a bouncer told her she had to wait because there was a fight between two football players — Marshall, 27, and an unknown athlete — who were being thrown out of the club, the sources said.

She later met up with her friends, who were arguing with the NFL bad boy and the other football player outside.

Marshall — who earned his nickname with his aggressive style of play — then allegedly cold-cocked Myles in the left eye. She suffered a black eye. It wasn’t clear if he allegedly intended to strike her or one of her pals.“

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