Michael Vick Must Be Ryan Perrilloux's Mentor

Seriously, folks, is Ryan Perrilloux not one of the dumbest college QBs around? First, he talked trash about Texas during his recruitment, switched to LSU thinking he would steal the QB job from the future 2007 #1 NFL Draft pick JaMarcus Russell, failed to beat out third-string Matt Ryan for the backup QB job, got busted in a counterfeit money deal last year, and now he's caught trying to use a fake ID at a casino. In how many ways can a guy kill both his college AND NFL career at the same time? Roger Goddell is going to blackball the guy before he even has to answer the "have you smoked dope?" question. My guess that a baby-seal-fighting allegation is just around the corner...