Last night’s game wasn’t much of a joy to watch unless you’re a Chargers fan or a Vincent Jackson fantasy owner. But it did feature Chargers punter Mike Scifres getting hit so hard by a Niners returner that he flipped into a headstand. You can see that he flies nearly five whole yards before coming to a stop on his head. That should be a new skills competition during Pro Bowl week. Punter/Kicker Launch, with extra points awarded for making the player hand on their head.
The mood on the San Diego sideline was so exultant that Marmalard even attempted to make human contact with Norv. The coach, having repelled all of humanity from trying such an interaction, was obviously touched, but definitely surprised.
PUT ‘ER THERE, PROFESSOR POCKMARK! THE FLOATMASTER GENERAL HAS SAVED YOUR UNDESERVED JOB ONCE AGAIN! I’D ASK YOU TO KNEEL BEFORE ME, BUT YOU’D PROBABLY GET THE WRONG IDEA!
WHAT? HUH? WHAT? FISTBUMP!
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