You know what we've got tonight, ladies and gentlemen? We've got a Monday Night Football matchup between two teams with records of .500 or better. We haven't had a lot of those, so savor the flavor.
The San Diego Chargers invade Arrowhead, where it's always difficult to beat the Kansas City Chiefs. It's Halloween, too, so you're not going to want to miss the Gruden/Chucky masks and potentially trashier-than-usual cheerleader outfits. Mount your stool and settle in.
We'll be here throughout the game with running commentary, observations, insights, polls, blatant lies and a high level of interactivity with you, our beloved reader.
We'll get it started a few minutes before kickoff. See you then.